Hey Seattle, the 1990s called. They want their flannel shirt back. Once upon an unhygienic time, Seattle — the birthplace of grunge fashion — may have enjoyed a reputation as a fashion trendsetter, but it's been about 20 years since "Nevermind." Time to hop in the shower, buy a decent shirt that doesn't come from the thrift store or come in plaid, remove the kohl-black eyeliner and pull a comb through your hair. Step away from the plaid.
